i am a human being

i am 5'5.5 and have weighed between 0 and 600lbs depending on gravity. i wear clothes, and like pandas. i have an excellent family, which includes a nice husband who plays music in a super band and some cats who are not in a band, at least i don't think so. you never know what cats are up to.

and even though it probably doesn't seem like it sometimes, me is doctor.